Just Drink Water Next Time

(My husband and I live with his parents. I just went shopping and I’m talking to my mother-in-law while drinking cranberry juice.)

Mother-in-Law: “Hey, are you feeling okay?”

Me: “Yeah, why?”

Mother-in-Law: “I noticed you were drinking some cranberry juice and people drink that when they’re having… problems.”

Me: “Nope. My throat’s bothering me and I was really thirsty at the store, so I bought some.”

Mother-in-Law: “Okay, because I could give you some great tips from my urologist.”