Just Crashed And Burned

| St. Louis, MO, USA | Friendly | April 29, 2014

(My friend and I usually get together in the mornings before school starts to play cards in the school cafeteria with some of our mutual friends. One day my friend is exceptionally late arriving which is very unusual as he is usually the first one to arrive.)

Me: “Where on earth have you been? You’re late! That never happens.”

Friend: “House burned down.”

Me: *laughs* “No, really. Where have you been?”

Friend: “My house burned down.”

(Turned out his house really had burned down. Guess who spent the rest of the day feeling like a turd?)

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