Just Carry A Giant Purse Full Of Tacos Like A Normal Person!

I was working the concessions stand at a movie theater. I noticed a man walk up to one of the trash cans and pull a large popcorn tub out of it. He looked inside, shook the contents out into the trash, and then approached me with the tub.

Man: “I’d like my free refill.”

Being a teenager that avoided confrontation, I filled the tub, but I made sure I poured the popcorn in without my scoop touching his trash bucket. He walked away happily munching on his ill-gotten corn.