Just Call Me Lay-Z

(I mainly work in the electrical department of my store. I pass by a coworker who is unloading a palette.)

Coworker: “Hey, [My Name], do you think you could take the lighting stuff off of this palette before I take it over to Garden?”

(I couldn’t help myself.)

Me: “You need to get rid of some electrical stuff? That’s too bad. I got 99 problems and a switch ain’t one of ’em.”