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Just Burst Their Kentucky Fried Bubble, Part 3

, , , , | Right | November 28, 2013

(I work for a gourmet chocolate shop, and the majority of our products are imported from several factories in Europe.)

Customer: “Do you have chocolate turkeys for Thanksgiving?”

Me: “No, ma’am, we do not.”

Customer: “Why the f*** not?!”

Me: “Well, we’re a Swiss company, and they don’t celebrate Thanksgiving.”

Customer: “You’re a f****** liar. Like h*** they don’t celebrate it. It’s a national holiday!”

Me: “Yes, it is. It’s a national holiday, Ma’am. It’s only celebrated here, in the US. You can try [Other European Brand], though. I’m pretty sure I saw chocolate turkeys in their window display.”

Customer: “Trying to make me look stupid, huh? Well, fine. I’m never shopping here again! And everyone knows that turkeys are extinct in Europe, so why would [Other European Brand] have chocolate f****** turkeys?!”

Me: “…and you have a lovely day, Ma’am.”


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