From Merely Nosy To Way Too Cozy
(My husband and I have driven to a gas station to buy some batteries.)
Employee #1: “Are you two married?”
Me: *nods affirmatively*
Employee #1: “How long have y’all been married?”
Me: *smiling* “Almost a year!”
Employee #1: “Aww! Are y’all from here?”
Husband: “No.”
Employee #1: “How long have you guys lived here?”
Me: “Since last June.”
Employee #1: “Where are you originally from?”
Husband: “Florida.”
Employee #1: “Really? Where in Florida?”
Employee #2: “He’s really nosy, sorry!”
Me: “Near Tampa.”
Employee #1: “Why the h*** did you come all the way out here?!”
Husband: “We’re stationed here with the Air Force.”
Employee #1: “Oh, I gotcha. Do you guys have any kids?”
Husband: “No way!”
Me: “Not yet.”
Employee #1: “Do you want any?”
Me: “Eventually, yes.”
Employee #2: *motions to Employee #1* “He really wants kids!”
Employee #1: “Well, if you ever have an ‘oops’ baby, you could always give it to me!”
(At this point, Employee #2 finally finishes our transaction.)
Me: “Yeah… if we ever need to get rid of a baby, we’ll know to give it to the guy at the gas station on Highway 81.”
(We ran out after that.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?