Just Another Pain That Gay People Suffer
Friend: “Can I try something with you?”
Me: “What is it?”
(She grabs my arm and I pull back. I see something shiny in her hand and lean away from her as much as I can.)
Me: “What the h*** are you doing?!”
Friend: “I wanted to poke you with a needle.”
Me: “WHY?!”
Friend: “Because I read that gay people have an autonomic response that stops them bleeding.”
Me: “Where the h*** did you read that, 4chan?!”
Friend: “Yahoo.”
Me: “Well, it’s wrong. Completely wrong!”
(She tried to convince me to do it, but I flat out refused and moved to another seat. There were two other gay people in our lecture that we both knew about. I heard one of them yelp a few minutes later. I wish I was joking…)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?