Jupiter Ascending
(My dad has recently gotten very religious in his old age.)
Me: “Dad, you know what? I read that Jupiter has a storm that can fit three Earths in it!”
Dad: *looking disturbed* “God is great and God is big; if you believe in Him, that’s all you ever need.”
Me: “Wait, what? Why did you start talking about God?”
Dad: “Jupiter is big and God is, too. He made the Heaven and Earth.”
Me: “Did he make Jupiter, too? What about the other planets?”
Dad: *looking really disturbed* “Yes, of course.”
Me: “Why?”
Dad: “Just go read your bible. That’s all you need to know, not outer space facts.”