Jumping To Conclusions

| Romantic | March 3, 2015

(I overhear a conversation between my mom and dad.)

Dad: “Oh, yeah, I fell off a roof today.”

Mom: “What?! You fell off a roof?!”

Dad: “Well, I didn’t fall. I jumped.”

Mom: *chortles* “There’s a big difference between falling and jumping!”

Dad: “But I was falling at the time.”

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