Juiced Up For Adulthood

, , , , , | Related | September 10, 2015

(I have been staying with my parents for a little while to finish college. One day, after several hours of getting the runaround at the college admin office, plus more lines than I’d ever wanted to see in one day, I come home and flop on the couch.)

Mom: “That kind of a day, huh?”

Me: “I’ve done all my responsible adult things for the day. I’m done! Where the h*** are my crayons and my juice box?!”

Mom: *laughs* “But it’s so hard to get the vodka into the juice box!”

Me: “I know, right?”

(We had a good laugh over that one, and I wound up having a beer and watching “Bill Nye the Science Guy.”)

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