Jokers, And Ladies, And Beasts, Oh My

| Romantic | February 13, 2012

(My girlfriend and I notice a pre-release announcement for ‘Lady and the Tramp’. I am a guy.)

Me: “Look, love. That’s us!”

(My girlfriend snickers.)

Me: “Of course, if anyone else calls you ‘Tramp’, I’ll rip their lungs out.”

Girlfriend: “Wait, did you just misquote Batman at me?”

Me: “Hang on, that makes me Lady, doesn’t it?”

Girlfriend: “You said it, not me.”

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