This Joke Only Has One Foot To Stand On
Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Connecticut, Health & Body, Home, Punny, Silly, USA | Friendly | January 22, 2018
(My girlfriend’s a little on the short side, about five-foot-two. Also, as a result of diabetes, she has had her right foot amputated. One day, as I stand up:)
Girlfriend: “When did you get so tall?”
Me: “Well, you did lose a foot.”