This Joke Only Has One Foot To Stand On

, , , , , , | Friendly | January 22, 2018

(My girlfriend’s a little on the short side, about five-foot-two. Also, as a result of diabetes, she has had her right foot amputated. One day, as I stand up:)

Girlfriend: “When did you get so tall?”

Me: “Well, you did lose a foot.”

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