John Paul The Third (Time’s A Charm)
Me: “Hi, Paul speaking. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Who?”
Me: “Paul.”
Customer: “John?”
Me: “No, Paul.”
Customer: “John?”
Me: “No, Paul. P-A-U-L.”
Customer: “That’s not how you spell John!”
Me: “Hi, Paul speaking. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Who?”
Me: “Paul.”
Customer: “John?”
Me: “No, Paul.”
Customer: “John?”
Me: “No, Paul. P-A-U-L.”
Customer: “That’s not how you spell John!”
