Joey Tribbiani Working At The Clothing Store

I have denied a customer’s return, and because it was a huge affront to said customer, he’s now shouting at our manager about it. A couple of coworkers come over and ask what’s happening.

Me: “A customer tried to return some underwear. Not that we can accept returns on underwear anyway, but they were obviously used.”

Coworker #1: “How were they obviously used?”

I do the quotation mark thing with my fingers.

Me: “They had… “rust stains” on them.”

Coworker #1: “Ewww!”

[Coworker #2] looks confused.

Coworker #2: “How does underwear get a rust stain?”

I do the quotation mark thing with my fingers again.

Me: “You may notice the quotation marks around “rust”, [Coworker #2].”

Coworker #2: “How does rust get quotation marks?”

Coworker #1: “Oh my god, [Coworker #2]! It’s skid marks! The underwear had crappy skid marks!”

Coworker #2: “Oh.” *Eyes widen.* “Oh! Ewwwww!”