Job Applications Require You To Be Fallopian About Yourself

| Romantic | June 6, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are chatting on Skype. I have just finished filling out an employment app for a famous chain of children’s entertainment centers.)

Me: “That app was really easy and simple. It was only one page, and it didn’t ask for my entire life story. Why can’t they all be that easy?”

Boyfriend: “Because I love you, and they are all about making adult’s lives easier. Plus they have tubes; children love tubes.”

Me: “Well, they come from a tube; maybe that’s why.”

Boyfriend: “My childhood is now dead.”

Me: “Love you!”

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