Jingled All The Way

(During one of my weekly classes in college, a young woman has to leave class halfway through. Unfortunately, though, she is wearing a skirt with a lot of little bells sewn on it. She gets up halfway through the lecture, and the professor just stops as she jingles down the aisle and out the door. He waits until she shuts the door behind her.)

Professor: “…and now that Donner and Blitzen have left, I’ll go on.”