Jesus, The Only MasterCard You’ll Ever Need

| | Right | July 12, 2008

Me: “Thanks for calling Credit Card Services, how may I help you today?”

Card member: “Yeah, I was just looking over my statement and see I was charged a late fee. Why?”

Me: “Well, when we receive a payment past the due date, a late fee is normally assessed to the account. Do you have any idea why we received the payment late?”

Card member: “I was on vacation and didn’t send it in until the 12th.”

Me: “Well, the payment was¬†due on the 8th and there is usually at least seven days between customers sending in their payment until we can receive and process them.”

Card member: “Well, can you waive that fee for me?”

Me: ¬†”Unfortunately, since the fee was billed appropriately, there isn’t any way that it can be removed.”

Card member: “Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?”

Me: “How is that in any way relevant to this conversation?”

Card member: “Jesus would waive my fee!”

Me: “Jesus wouldn’t own a bank.”

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  • Trillium

    Jesus told Jews to pay taxes to the Caesar, so no, he wouldn’t, lady.
    Jesus was a pretty lawful guy. Aside from chasing merchants from the temple, but that apparently broke no law at the time.

  • KashyaCharsi

    “Do you live by the Ten Commandments? Like ‘don’t steal’?”