Jesus On The Munchies
Restaurant | Right
| September 16, 2015
(I am a cashier at this restaurant.)
Customer: “I would like three sandwiches.”
Me: “Okay, that will be $3.65.”
Customer: “NO. I AM YOUR LORD, JESUS. YOU MUST GIVE TO ME FOR FREE.”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t. It wouldn’t be fair to just give you a free meal.”
Customer: “BUT I AM JESUS. YOU MUST.” *he grabs the sandwiches and starts eating them*
Me: “What would Jesus do?”
Customer: “AHHH!” *throws a fit*
Manager: “You are banned from this restaurant, Jesus.”
(He paid with his credit card and his name was not Jesus, but Paul.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
