What Would Jesus Discount?, Part 6

, , | Right | January 3, 2018

(I was a cashier for a little while, and of course, I once had a religious, like super religious, type in my line. ONCE.)

Customer: “I want a discount for how long it took me to find these items.”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, I’m not allowed to give discounts.”

Customer: “You’ll go to Hell if you don’t give me a discount! You will burn! God wants you to give me a discount!”

Me: “Hell? Ah, Home Sweet Home…”

(Which is why I’ve never had another super religious person in my line.)

Related:
What Would Jesus Discount?, Part 5
What Would Jesus Discount?, Part 4
What Would Jesus Discount?, Part 3

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