I’ve Got A Thinking Problem

(My husband and I are watching TV together after a particularly long day. I turn to tell him about something that had happened while he was at work.)

Me: “Hey, honey. You should’ve seen me earlier. I am so dumb….uh…um.”

*I blush*

Me: “Um…this is ironic, but…I don’t remember.”

Husband: “Really?”

Me: “I feel even dumber now.”

Husband: “I would!”