It’s Warm Inside, There’s All Kinds Of Lovely Atmosphere
(My daughters and I are fans of the show “Red Dwarf” and meeting the cast would be amazing, but times in the 90s are tough for us so conventions are beyond us. One of the actors from the show, Craig Charles, is doing a reading from one of his books in a major book store in our city, so I have the idea of taking the daughter that likes it the most.)
Me: “Hi, Mr. Charles! Could my bairn have your autograph, please?”
(Craig, noticing my daughter is around five years old, asks if she knows who he is.)
Daughter: *quite clearly* “Yeah! Smeghead!”
Craig: “That’s ‘Mister Smeghead, sir’!”
(He signed her book, “Craig Charles, SMEGHEAD!”)
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
