It’s Very Much A Laughing Matter

| Romantic | January 19, 2016

(I am riding the elevator home from work when a very tall, very fit man gets on. He’s wearing Hammer pants, no shirt, and some very goofy face paint. He’s also holding wild flowers and chocolate. As we ride up some other residents are being less than subtle while making jokes about his outfit. He just stands there smiling all the way to my floor.)

Me: “Okay, I have to ask before I leave. What’s with the get up?”

Man: “The woman I love lives in this building and she’s had a s*** day. If this get up makes her laugh half as much as those fools on the elevator then it will be worth it.”

(Lady, I don’t know who you are, but you are one lucky woman.)

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