It’s Tuffet To Argue With That

(For a lab project, we are making glue out of milk and vinegar.)

Chemistry Teacher: “So, what happens is, when the vineger denatures the milk, it turns into curds and whey. Like a certain Ms. Muffet.”

(The entire class groans.)

Chemistry Teacher: “Oh, come on you guys. To make glue, we need to seperate the curds and whey. What happens if we don’t?”

Student: “We get attacked by spiders?”

(The entire class bursts out laughing.)

Student: “What?! That is a perfectly legitimate fear with curds and whey!”