It’s Time To Lick And Make Up
(I am going shopping before work, to get an iced tea. I am in my scrubs; I work at a veterinary hospital.)
Sales Clerk: “Oh, we’re having a promotion; if you sign up, you can get discounts on makeup purchases.”
Me: *tired* “Oh, no, thanks. I never wear makeup; it just gets licked off.”
Sales Clerk: *pause* “I hope you work at a veterinary hospital.”
Me: *pause, eyes widen* “Oh! Oh. Yes. Sorry! That came out wrong!”
(She thanked me for making her laugh, but I still feel incredibly awkward!)
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