It’s So Easy, Being Green

(A few of us, all young women, are in Germany for the summer. After work we go to a bar that specialises in cocktails and drink “green frogs” all night – Bols Blue and orange juice. The next day I come out of the bathroom.)

Me: “Erm… does anyone else have green poo?”

Everyone else in the room: “Oh, thank God! I thought it was just me!”