It’s On The Tip Of His Tongue

(My boyfriend and I have been dating for over five months. We’re past the incredibly mushy, sweet stage, and into the over-sharing, comfortable, let-me-show-you-my-weird-side stage. We are cuddled up on the couch watching TV. I stick my tongue out when my boyfriend says something sarcastic.)

Boyfriend: “Let’s touch tongues.”

Me: “Ew! No!”

Boyfriend: “Please?”

Me: “No.”

Boyfriend: “Pretty please?”

Me: “Fine.” *tongues touch*

Boyfriend: “That was so weird!”

Me: “Gross-icky-ewwwww!”

(Two seconds later.)

Boyfriend: “Let’s touch tongues again.”