It’s Okay, It’s Been Sent To The Server Farm Upstate

I work for an ISP and VoIP (Voice over Internet Protocol) provider. I get a call from one of our clients, but on my personal cell phone at two in the morning. He calls repeatedly, so I answer.

Client: “Oh, good, there you are. I accidentally deleted a server on our network while working from home, and I need you to catch it in the Internet before it’s gone for good.”

This man works for a publicly traded company, and his salary is publicly available and in the seven figures.

He’s a sweetheart, for what it’s worth, and didn’t blow up when I explained to him how things didn’t work… well, however the h*** he thought they did.