It’s Okay; Easter Hasn’t Been About Christianity For A Long Time, Anyway
(My office hands out an Easter goodie: a limited-edition chocolate bar of a famous fair-trade chocolate brand. It’s clearly an Easter edition, with Easter eggs and the word “Easter” on it. After Easter, we have a few left.)
Me: *to a couple of coworkers* “If someone wants, they can have a second chocolate bar!”
(A coworker practically dives on top of the bars.)
Coworker: “Ooh, I needed a gift for my wife! It has been such a while since I gave her anything!”
Me: *jokingly* “So, your wife gets free Easter chocolate after Easter?”
Coworker: “Don’t judge me! We’re Muslim, so we don’t give a s*** about Easter, anyway.”
(I hope she’ll like the chocolate bar.)
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