It’s Not The Dog That’s Barking Mad

(A client brought her dog in after it was attacked by two large dogs. She was understandably in a tizzy, but as you may guess, ran her mouth a bit in the lobby. Another client had his Rottweiler in the lobby, both minding their own business.)

Woman: “That dog is dangerous! It shouldn’t even be in here!”

Man: “Excuse me?”

Woman: “You need to muzzle that dog!”

Man: “You need to muzzle yourself!”