It’s Not Like They’re Permanent Or Anything

(A walk-in customer goes to sit in the tattoo chair, which is unusual before a consultation.)

Me: “How are you today?”

Customer: “Oh, a little nervous. This is my first tattoo.”

Me: “There’s nothing to be afraid of. The process is generally more annoying than painful. What sort of design are we doing for you?”

Customer: “Oh, I have to pick one?!”

This story is part of our Tattoo roundup!

Read the next Tattoo roundup story!

Read the Tattoo roundup!