It’s Not Ice To Make Them Realize They’re An Idiot

I am out having dinner with family.

Uncle: “Take my water back; it doesn’t have enough ice in it.”

The waiter brings him a new water.

Uncle: “No! This has too much ice in it.”

The waiter brings him two cups: one with ice and one with water.

Uncle: “No! This isn’t what I wanted!”

Father: “[Uncle]! No one knows what you want!”

He screwed his face up and sat silent and grumpy for the rest of the meal. I don’t want to go out to eat with him again.