It’s Not A Medical Emergency Now, But It Might Be In Nine Months

As teenagers, my husband (then boyfriend) and I once got to a pharmacy just in time to see it locked in our faces. The manager was the one locking up, and he cracked the door when he saw the disappointment in our faces.

Manager: “What are you looking for?”

Boyfriend: “We… uh… need condoms.”

He whipped the door open so fast, walked us to the aisle, and just gave us a box for free.

Manager: “Have a great night!” *Winks*

Thanks for helping avoid unwanted pregnancies, manager dude!