It’s McDouble Or McNothing

Me: “How much is it to add Big Mac sauce to a McDouble?”

Employee: “It’s [price].”

Me: “Alright, let me just have a regular McDouble then.”

Employee: “You don’t want anything on it?”

Me: “Nope! Thank you!”

Employee: “So just the plain bun, no lettuce or ketchup or patty or anything?”

I think I sat and stared at the little radio screen for a solid thirty seconds, trying to compose myself as my boyfriend cackled in the passenger seat!