It’s Like They’re Too Chicken To Say What They Want

, , , | Right | May 8, 2021

Our place only sells chicken. A customer comes up to my register.

Me: “What can I get for you today?”

Customer: “You can get me some chicken.”

Me: “What kind? We have fried, grilled, you could get a salad with chicken on it…”

Customer: “I said I want fried chicken. What could possibly be so hard to understand about that?”

Me: “I’m sorry, sir, we have several options. You could get a sandwich, nuggets, strips… What would you like?”

Customer: “Fried chicken! I told you! I want a fried chicken sandwich. Why is this so hard to understand?!”

Me: “All right, sir, I can get that for you. One more question: would you like lettuce and tomato?”

Customer: “I just want a regular sandwich!”

Me: “All right, that will be [total].”

After it’s too late for me to put sauces into my register…

Customer: “Oh, can I get the house sauce?”

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