It’s Like That Display Just Pop-ped Into Existence

(I’m checking out customers when a guy comes up to me, looking furious.)

Me: “Hi, how are you doing today? Find everything?”

Customer: “No. I need a f****** rain-check!”

Me: *taken aback* “Okay… For what product?”

Customer: “I want ten of the two-liter pops for $1 each!”

Me: “The two-liter [Soda]s?”

Customer: “Yeah! You gonna write it down or just stand around?!”

Me: *stares past him, at a massive display of two-liter pops, with the sign that says: “[Soda]: 10/$1”*

Customer: “The f*** you looking at?”

Me: *doesn’t answer, just points*

Customer: *looks where I’m looking* “HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT?!”

Me: “It’s visible as soon as you walk in, sir.”

Customer: “F*** YOU!” *storms out*