It’s Hard To Top This Kind Of Customized Stupidity
I work at a brick-oven pizza place. We have a great list of specialty pizzas, but you can also create your own.
A table orders a custom pizza with about six toppings on it. He sends it back within minutes of getting it.
Me: “Is there a problem with your pizza?”
Customer: “There’s too much on it, and it’s too heavy!”
Me: “Is this not the pizza you ordered?”
Customer: “It is, but there’s too much of it!”
Me: “Well I have to say… that’s a new one.”
Customer: “I want a discount.”
Me: “This is your custom pizza! These are the toppings you wanted! You are not getting a discount because you added too many toppings.”
Customer: “You should have told me I was ordering too much! I’m not a pizza technician!”
Me: “Our menu and sign says we do recommend four toppings for our pizzas.”
Customer: “I said you should have told me! You should not be expecting me to read!”
Me: “Trust me, sir, from you I’m not expecting many things.”
Customer: “Exactly!”
I don’t think he got it. He didn’t get that discount either.
