It’s Even Worse In Reverse

(In my school, freshman health class is mandatory and at the very end of the semester we cover sex ed. On the last day of class we’re shown a video on childbirth which includes actual footage. The video ends five minutes before class does and we’re all sitting around uncomfortably.)

Teacher: “Wasn’t that fun? Who wants to see it again?”

(Our teacher then proceeds to rewind and replay the birthing scene several times over.)

Teacher: *smiling at us* “Remember, if you look away you fail the class and have to retake it next year.”

(The bell rang in the middle of the third replay and we could not leave fast enough.)