It’s Easier If Everyone Just Squats

Standing next to HUGE bathroom sign, restocking. A woman walks over to me.

Customer: “Where is the bathroom?”

Me: “Down that hallway, ma’am.”

I point in the direction of the sign.

Customer: “No, it isn’t.”

Me: “Err, what?”

Customer: “That’s a couple’s restroom, see? Man and woman.”

Me: *Chuckles.* “Oh, no. That’s a unisex bathroom; you can use it.”

Customer: “I’m not a unisexual. I’ll just run over to Applebee’s.”