It’s Crunch-Time In The Stupid Department
(I work at a sushi bar. I notice a customer picking at a roll with her chopsticks. My server senses were tingling so I immediately went to check on the table.)
Me: “Everything tasting good?”
Customer: “Well, my roll just wasn’t exactly what I was expecting.”
Me: “I am sorry that you are not enjoying your roll. I can have another made for you. What is it about this one that you are not fond of? ”
Customer: “The texture is just way too crunchy for my liking.”
Me: “So, your super crunch roll was too crunchy?”