It’s Crazy That The Emperor Is Even Less Forgiving

CONTENT WARNING: Mention of sexual acts

I’m in the breakroom, and I walk over to some fellow nurses that I know.

Nurse #1: “Of all the things we’ve had to remove from patient’s butts, that was the weirdest.”

Nurse #2: “I’m never going to be able to look at Darth Vader the same way ever again.”

Nurse #1: “Why do they even make those things?! Look, what people put into themselves in their bedrooms is their own business, but one look at that thing, and they should have known it wasn’t coming out again without medical help!”

Me: “Let me guess, Darth Vader… uh… marital aid?”

Nurse #2: “You know about them?”

Me: “Yeah, I saw them on TikTok. They’ve made them for a lot of Star Wars characters. They look… painful.”

Nurse #1: “That’s not the worst part! They have sound effects! Each time we tried to remove Darth Vader from… from the dark side… he kept saying: “Now, release your anger. Only your hatred can destroy me.”

Me: “Oh… my God.”