It’s Cents-less To Moan About It

I’m doing a cash delivery. The total amount is $19.78. I knock on the door, and the customer opens it; I see a $20 bill in his hand.

Me: “How are you tonight? Your total is $19.78.”

Customer: *Hands me the bill.* “Here you go.”

Me: “Thank you so much; do you need your change back?”

Customer: *Looks awkwardly away.* “No, I’m all set.”

Me: *Laughing in my head, knowing the customer is too stupid to know I’m being a passive-aggressive d**k.* “Have a great day!”