It’s Better Than Pooty Pie
(I just started dating a woman who still lives with her family. The first time I come over to her house, I notice my phone number pinned to her bedroom wall, surrounded by hearts and the words “bitsy pookums.”)
Me: “Um…”
Girlfriend: “My sister thinks she’s so funny.”
(I married her anyway. And yes, I did catch the “Calvin and Hobbes” reference.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
