It’s Beginning To Smell A Lot Like Christmas…
(My family go to my grandmother’s house to open even more Christmas presents. My grandparents have gotten us a trampoline, and are trying to get us to think that Santa has made a last minute delivery outside. That way, we can go outside and see our new trampoline.)
Grandma: “Hey kids! I hear something!”
Me: “What is it?!”
Grandma: “Shh! Listen!”
*silence*
Brother: “…sorry, I pooted.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
