It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Nothing Like Christmas

(It’s a slow Friday about halfway through May. The weather has only just warmed up. I find my supervisor standing near my coworker.)

Me: “Hey, can I get you to sign this?”

Supervisor: “Sure! Hey, do you know what’s great about today?”

Me: “What’s that?”

Supervisor: *grins* “It’s almost Christmas!”

Coworker & Me: “…”

Supervisor: “Right? We’re almost halfway through the year!”

Coworker: “The snow only just melted and you’re already counting down.”

Supervisor: “No, I don’t start counting down until September when we have 150 sleeps left.”

(It’s probably good that she’s not allowed to decorate until December.)