It’s Become A Blanket Meme

| Romantic | December 11, 2015

(I’ve just started seeing someone. He and I are half-asleep and cuddling on the couch, when I grab a bigger portion of the blanket.)

Me: “Look at me.”

(He turns and looks. I point to my eyes and put on my best Somali pirate accent.)

Me: “This is my blanket now.”

Partner: “…Did you just ‘Captain Phillips’ the blanket?”

Me: “Yes.”

Partner: “Can I keep you?”

1 Thumbs