It’s As Cold As Ice

(My friend is a huge fan of CSI: Miami, with his ringtone set to the opening theme. One day, my friend’s phone goes off in the middle of a lecture. Our professor, although a great lecturer, has a strict no tolerance policy on phones during the lecture, especially when they ring or an alert tone plays.)

Friend’s Phone: *ringtone starts to play*

Professor: “YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!”

(He then proceeds to mime playing a guitar to the rest of the theme. Once he’s finished, he takes a bow, to our sudden surprise and applause, before looking at the student.)

Professor: “But seriously, [Friend], I’m going to need that phone…”

Classmate: “But sir, that’s cold!”

Professor: “Yes, it is Alex…”

(Cue laughter from the entire class.)