It’s Always The One You Least Suspect
Theme Park | | Right | September 6, 2008
(My job at the theme park is to explain the rules at certain rides.)
Mom: “Who told you couldn’t ride, sweetie?”
Kid: *points at me*
Mom: “Why did you send my kid back down to me?!”
Me: “Sorry, he’s too short for this ride, but you guys are more than welcome to play in the other areas.”
Mom: *points at another kid* “But he is WAY shorter than my son!”
Me: “No, sorry. I measure every child and he made the minimum height.”
Mom: “That’s ridiculous. Can’t my son go just once? He’s waited all day to play over here.”
Me: “No, sorry…”
Mom: “You’re just a prude.”
Me: “I probably get more than you do.”
Mom: *jaw drops*
