It’s All In The Delivery, Part 2

(I handle incoming and outgoing mail, as well as sign for all our packages.)

Delivery Agent: “Here is your package.”

Me: “Oh. This is for another building. We’re building two; that’s for building one.”

Delivery Agent: “Oh, man. How do I get there?”

Me: “You go out the front door of our building and it’s right across the street.”

Delivery Agent: “What?”

Me: “Go out the revolving doors and it is directly across from us.”

Delivery Agent: “You mean I can’t take the elevator there?”

Me: “Um… no?”

Delivery Agent: “Why not?”

Me: “Because it is another building.”

Delivery Agent: “Ah, man…”