It’s All Dutch To Me, Part 2
(I am traveling with a group from my American university for a conference, back when the Netherlands still used guilders as currency. At the time they were at about two to one dollar.)
Classmate: “Wow! Beer is so expensive here!”
Me: “Not really… they’re only three or four dollars each.”
Classmate: “But it says beer is $6!”
Me: “No, it’s 6 guilders. That’s the currency here. Remember when we changed our money?”
Classmate: “No. That must be in dollars.”
Me: “Why would it be in dollars? We’re in Amsterdam!”
Classmate: “But stuff was in dollars at the airport. And I don’t get why [American beer] is so expensive and the [Dutch beer] costs less.
Me: “Because they have to import the [American beer] from America.”
Classmate: “But it isn’t an import!”
Me: “We’re in AMSTERDAM now!”
(By now, the guy behind the bar is doing an increasingly bad job of hiding his laughter.)
Classmate: “Oh, my god. How will I order? I don’t speak… uh…”
Me: “—Dutch? I’ll do it. You go sit down.”
Me: *in English, to the bartender* “Two beers, please.”
(The bartender gets me the beers, but only charges me for one of them, and winks at me. I tip him well and go back to my classmate.)
Classmate: “Wow! I didn’t know you spoke the language!”
Me: “I’m a fast learner.”
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