It’s Actually Pebbles

, , , , | Right | April 15, 2019

Me: “Hello there. Did you find everything you were looking for today?”

Customer: “Yes, ma’am!”

Me: “How about a phone number for our perks program?”

Customer: “Of course!” *rattles off phone number*

Me: “All right, and is that under [Customer]?”

Customer: “Sure is! But could you maybe change it?”

Me: “Sure, what do you want me to change it to?”

Customer: “BamBam! It’s my stripper name!”

Me: “Uh… what…”

Customer: “I’m totally joking!”

Me: *laughing* “Oh, I was really confused for a minute!”

Customer: “Yeah! That’s not even my stripper name.”

Me: “…”

Customer: “…”

Me: “What?”

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